CANADIAN GOVERNMENT SERVICES FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
Nobody wakes up excited about taxes. But roads, healthcare, and those sweet CBC dramas don't fund themselves. Let's get this over with.
That annual ritual where you hand over your hard-earned cash. At least you can do it in your pajamas now.
PAY NOWApril 30th. Mark your calendar. Or let your accountant send you passive-aggressive reminders.
FILE NOWRunning a business means sharing the love with CRA. Quarterly reminders and everything.
PAY GST/HSTYou've been paying into these programs forever. Time to get something back.
Kids are expensive. Hockey equipment, infinite snacks, therapy for you. CCB helps.
APPLY CCBBetween gigs? EI's got your back while you hunt for that next opportunity.
APPLY EIYou've earned this. Decades of work = monthly payments at 65+. Welcome to retirement.
APPLY OASYour government-backed retirement fund. Start your pension or disability benefits.
APPLY CPPLost your wallet? Moving? Need proof you exist? Welcome to the paper trail of modern life.
Planning to escape winter? You'll need this. Apply early—government time is different.
GET PASSPORTYour adult membership number. Required for working, paying taxes, existing officially.
GET SINLost it in the couch? Left it at the bar? ICBC's got replacements. Try not to lose this one.
REPLACE IDMoved? Update everywhere so tax refunds find you and bills don't haunt strangers.
UPDATE NOWNeed proof you were born? (Surprisingly common.) Order through your province.
GET CERTIFICATEKeep your BC Services Card current. Because free healthcare only works with valid ID.
RENEW MSPFinally something fun. Whether crossing borders or camping under stars, let's make it happen.
Snagging May long weekend spots is competitive sport. 7am sharp. Coffee mandatory.
BOOK NOWTired of border lineups? NEXUS is your VIP pass. Worth every penny and interview.
APPLY NEXUSHeading abroad? Check requirements before showing up with expired docs in flip-flops.
CHECK INFOProperty in BC, where "affordable" is relative and everyone's a real estate expert.
Own your place? Get a property tax break. Every dollar counts in this market.
APPLY GRANTFind your home's assessed value and wonder why reality differs so dramatically.
CHECK VALUELooking for housing that won't require a kidney? Explore rent supplements and programs.
FIND HOUSINGBe the change. Or at least be registered to vote about it.
Make sure you're on the list. Your opinion matters even if your family disagrees.
REGISTER NOW